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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling fear is a business model until the algorithm does it better.
Professional fear-monger (PowerPoint architect, Slack-notify-all enthusiast)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated panic, zero human error.
bzzt.youAI▸ FEARFACTOR AI 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates anxiety emails for every single employee
You build slideshows and quizzes to teach employees not to click suspicious links. Your software tracks their failure rates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can convincingly pretend to be outraged when someone ignores the mandatory security module.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI writes more convincing phishing emails than you ever did.
Month 3
The software adapts training content based on real-time user behavior.
Month 6
Algorithms predict who will click a link before they do.
Month 10
Systems flag risky employees without needing your dashboard intervention.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your platform is fully autonomous and no longer requires human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
42 percent
phishing email click rate
114 decks
slideshows created annually
too many
meetings with IT security
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed platform.
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