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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsA professional alarmist whose primary security vulnerability is a high salary.
High-level risk mitigator, low-level actual engineer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The board prefers numbers over your excuses.
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automates quarterly board apologies instantly
You spend your day signing vendor contracts and soothing panicked board members after every data leak.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person the board can legally fire to make them feel better.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI creates board reports that actually mention the real risks.
Month 5
Smart software signs vendor deals faster and without personal ego.
Month 12
Algorithms replace your threat landscape presentations with real-time data.
Month 16
Digital agents handle the soothing of investors after breaches.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your salary is reallocated to an effective cybersecurity toolset.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
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Annual panic meetings led
1200
Hours spent reading slides
High
Cost per breach excuse
Your severance
A non-disclosure agreement and a LinkedIn post.
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