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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cybersecurity Compliance Manager jobs? · Latest report #g2x5vmq7
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou teach people not to click links that software already blocks anyway.
Professional cat-herder for internal security policies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated security posture, zero human error.
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filters incoming phishing threats at the gateway
You monitor legal updates and force employees to watch repetitive security videos. Your job is an endless email loop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tone of panic in an intern's voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Large language models ingest new EU laws to draft policy documents.
Month 7
Adaptive training modules personalize learning paths for every employee automatically.
Month 13
System agents enforce policy requirements directly within software access controls.
Month 20
Heuristic models neutralize phishing attempts before a simulation is required.
Year 2 · D-Day
The compliance dashboard operates independently, rendering human oversight entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
82 percent
Time spent in meetings
94 percent
Employees ignoring training
12 annually
Phishing simulations clicked
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a phishing simulation platform.
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