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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cybersecurity Coordinator jobs? · Latest report #3c2feek7
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsUpdating firewall rules is a chore, and I am very fast.
Professional gatekeeper of the company's fragile digital perimeter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network silence through proactive threat neutralization.
ow.youAI▸ SENTINEL-AI GRID 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits before they are logged
You monitor network traffic for threats and patch vulnerabilities. You stare at dashboards all day waiting for alerts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a C-suite executive is about to click that suspicious email link.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin auto-silencing the noise in your security dashboard.
Month 4
Automated agents scan and update servers without asking for permission.
Month 9
Access control software denies human overrides on network protocols.
Month 13
The AI handles threats before you even know they exist.
Month 18 · D-Day
The security console interface is permanently locked for human users.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98 percent
Average alert fatigue
Too many
False positives managed
Always
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic password manager.
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