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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou chase shadows in YAML while the automation eats your lunch.
Cloud-native YAML wrangler and log-file forensic investigator
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable security for fluid threats
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINELGRID V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates threat models from live traffic
You write detection rules for cloud logs and container runtimes. The machine simply learns the attacks before you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the intent behind a weirdly specific, non-malicious user behavior.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify baseline traffic patterns without human input.
Month 3
AI rewrites your Sigma rules based on global threat telemetry.
Month 6
Embedded agents replace manual Falco rule configuration.
Month 9
Machine learning silences the noise you spent hours tuning.
Month 13 · D-Day
The logic engine runs autonomously; your git access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,200 annually
Sigma rules written
too high
False positive rate
dangerously high
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic cloud dashboard.
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