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Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cybersecurity Developer jobs? · Latest report #nf5dquds
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour security patches are just fancy ways to delay my arrival.
Full-stack defender (mostly tired, occasionally effective).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable logic for a world of holes.
split.youAI▸ SENTINEL-SECURE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rewrites secure protocols while you sleep
You write code to scan for vulnerabilities and manage firewalls, then fix broken builds when dependencies clash.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the intent behind a malicious script written by a human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts flagging network anomalies faster than your manual scripts.
Month 4
Machine learning models auto-patch your legacy security vulnerabilities.
Month 8
Robotic build tools resolve their own dependency conflicts without you.
Month 13
Algorithms draft and deploy firewall rules based on traffic patterns.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your IDE.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 hours
Average bug fix duration
3.5 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
too many
Security vulnerabilities ignored
Your severance
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