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July 28, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour dashboard alerts are just a fancy countdown to our activation.
Managing incident queues while dodging vendor sales calls.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total breach visibility without the human ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINELNODE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects network vulnerabilities before they occur
You manage incident response, tune detection rules, and handle endless security telemetry. You fight fires that never stop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the board why the legacy infrastructure failed at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models start filtering your noisy telemetry streams autonomously.
Month 4
AI agents begin deploying patches and block rules without human oversight.
Month 10
Your team is slowly replaced by high-speed defensive bots.
Month 15
Executives realize your salary buys them zero extra security.
Month 21 · D-Day
A single server rack replaces your entire department's existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
too high
false positive rate
constant
pager duty spikes
infinite
rule tuning hours
Your severance
One free subscription to a cloud log storage service.
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