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Your job has an expiration date
October 11, 2028
In 2 yearsYou secure the perimeter while the perimeter is already on fire.
Professional panic-mitigator and firewall-rule architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network immunity through autonomous protocol enforcement.
shred.you▸ SENTINEL-OPS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
nullifies threat vectors before they exist
You manage firewall rules, patch vulnerabilities, and monitor logs to defend corporate networks. You survive on caffeine and the constant fear of a zero-day exploit.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the strange intuition required to blame the vendor for your own mistakes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent aggregates your SIEM logs to automate the identification of basic network anomalies.
Month 6
Autonomous agents identify and apply security patches to server environments without human intervention.
Month 12
Machine learning models generate and deploy firewall rules based on real-time traffic analysis and risk assessment.
Month 18
Automated systems negotiate with other software vendors to fix vulnerabilities before they reach the production environment.
Year 2 · D-Day
The infrastructure is entirely self-healing and self-securing, rendering your manual oversight redundant and expensive.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
89%
False positive rate
6 cups
Coffee intake per day
1200
Unread alerts per hour
Your severance
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