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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cybersecurity Junior jobs? · Latest report #zhsc2s5y
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsJunior defender, you are just a firewall that requires health insurance.
Junior analyst, watcher of logs, dreamer of weekends.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Defense without the need for coffee breaks
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINELNODE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters traffic with zero latency
You monitor alerts for false positives and manually update threat lists. The computer does this faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue with the CTO about why the policy broke production.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents start ignoring the obvious false positives for you.
Month 3
Scripts handle the repetitive server updates you currently dread doing.
Month 6
AI models write the detection rules faster than any human can.
Month 10
The system isolates infected machines before you even wake up.
Month 14 · D-Day
The SOC screen stays on, but the human seat is empty.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
critical
alert fatigue level
too many
average weekly tickets
100 percent
human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a VPN you don't need.
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