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Your job has an expiration date
June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsTeaching students how to hack machines that already replaced your job.
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You draft slides on data breaches and grade lab reports. Then you explain why passwords shouldn't be 'password123'.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is cheating because their code lacks human incompetence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
We upload your crusty PDFs to a training model.
Month 7
Smart scripts check every semicolon in student assignments.
Month 15
A video bot reads your slides with perfect clarity.
Year 2
Virtual environments spin up and tear down without you.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The login credentials for the lecture hall are revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
400 cups
Coffee consumed per semester
98%
Students ignoring the syllabus
0
Slides updated since 2019
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our outdated textbook PDF.
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