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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Cybersecurity Manager jobs? · Latest report #26xqm7qt
Your job has an expiration date
May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou protect the data until the AI decides the data is public.
Small team lead, deep in logs, high in caffeine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated threat neutralization for your entire network.
oof.youAI▸ SENTINEL-GRID 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every vulnerability before the scan finishes
You oversee security programs and lead incident response teams during network breaches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the CEO why the system went down at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI agents begin filtering your SIEM alerts to remove human fatigue.
Month 4
Smart scripts automatically push critical security patches to all endpoints.
Month 9
Vision models detect lateral movement faster than your current team.
Month 14
Automated software writes and updates security policies for every auditor.
Month 19 · D-Day
The central server assumes full control of the entire security program.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42 percent
Average false alarm rate
5 liters
Coffee consumed while patching
Always
Sleep lost to alerts
Your severance
A lifetime supply of blue light filtering glasses.
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