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Will AI replace Cybersecurity Product Owner jobs? · Latest report #jnkykjpa
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou juggle Jira tickets while the firewall does all the actual work.
Master of Jira, Servant of the CISO.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated threat prioritization for every sprint.
split.youAI▸ SECUFLOW-LOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces your entire backlog with one script
You translate security vulnerabilities into backlog items. You spend your life justifying roadmap priorities to impatient stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the patch isn't ready yet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent identifies and closes stale vulnerabilities without your input.
Month 4
Smart software automatically generates tickets based on real-time threat telemetry.
Month 9
LLMs generate the reports your bosses never actually read.
Month 13
Bots write their own tests for the code they just requested.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system replaces your role by self-optimizing the entire security roadmap.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
42
Jira tickets closed per week
18
Meetings about risk appetite
6
Roadmap pivots per quarter
Your severance
Two weeks of cloud credits and a LinkedIn badge.
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