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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
July 3, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYou track digital ghosts while the machine simply deletes the network.
Professional cat-herder of security analysts and compliance forms.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated security posture, zero human meetings.
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You coordinate security tool rollouts and manage compliance documentation. You spend all day chasing stakeholders for status updates.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can explain to the board why the legacy firewall exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots replace your manual progress reports with real-time API logs.
Month 5
Machine agents negotiate software contracts directly with vendor portals.
Month 9
A script identifies non-compliant departments and locks their access automatically.
Month 13
Vision models scan the entire enterprise architecture to prioritize updates.
Month 20 · D-Day
The system self-optimizes, rendering the program manager role entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
4,200 annually
Status update emails sent
98 percent
Stakeholders dodged
17 per week
Compliance document versions
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a noise-canceling headphone brand.
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