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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cybersecurity Risk Engineer jobs? · Latest report #88hpeua8
Your job has an expiration date
February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYou track vulnerabilities while your own job becomes the critical exploit.
Professional worrier with a dashboard addiction
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing every hole you never found.
stretchy.youAI▸ SENTINEL-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every vulnerability in real-time
You hunt for security gaps in networks and write long reports about potential data breaches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a frantic vendor is lying about a patch release date.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors take over the task of reading your boring error logs.
Month 4
Software updates servers without bothering you for permission.
Month 8
An AI writes the long reports that nobody reads anyway.
Month 12
Machines suggest fixes while you just watch the screen.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your account is disabled because the system is now self-healing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99 percent
false positives ignored
4000
spreadsheet rows daily
lethal
caffeination level
Your severance
a lifetime subscription to a VPN service
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