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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling fear is lucrative, until the buyer realizes they are the vulnerability.
Professional fear merchant with a CRM full of ghosts.
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Automated security procurement without the ego.
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sends perfect procurement emails while you sleep
You pitch expensive compliance audits and pentesting services to nervous CTOs over endless Zoom calls and LinkedIn messages.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI scrapers find prospects and send tailored, high-converting outreach messages.
Week 12
Natural language agents conduct initial qualification calls without wasting your time.
Month 7
Platform software generates audit-ready reports directly from client system logs.
Month 13
Smart contracts replace legal redlining and procurement bottleneck signatures.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client platform automates its own security purchases from the provider.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
2 percent
Cold call conversion
40 daily
Compliance checklist errors
800 weekly
LinkedIn message volume
Your severance
A LinkedIn Premium subscription for six months.
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