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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary digital armor to companies that ignore the patches.
Professional translator of anxiety into technical jargon.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets while you sleep.
oof.youAI▸ SECUPITCH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights procurement with infinite data points
You conduct technical discovery calls, demo security software platforms, and write custom proof-of-concept scripts. You bridge the gap between frantic CISOs and unreadable technical whitepapers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a CISO is lying about their actual budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted environments deploy perfect, crash-proof demo instances that never require engineering support.
Month 5
Real-time AI tracks prospect hesitation to optimize your pitch during live calls.
Month 10
Large language models ingest every technical manual to complete RFPs with zero human intervention.
Month 15
A negotiation bot manages tiered pricing structures, rendering your sales discovery calls obsolete.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client is sold, signed, and onboarded by a closed-loop system that never takes a day off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
78%
Demo Abandonment Rate
42
Acronyms Per Minute
High
Fake Expertise Level
Your severance
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