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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling digital locks to customers who still use the password admin.
Professional translator of acronyms into enterprise budget dollars.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated fear-based selling at scale.
splat.you▸ SECUREPITCH AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect fear-based security slide decks
You translate complex threat intelligence into slide decks to close enterprise security deals for nervous IT directors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the CTO is lying about their current security budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate custom pitch decks based on real-time threat data.
Month 5
Cloud-based sandbox bots handle all customer technical verification steps.
Month 10
Machine learning identifies which clients are most likely to buy.
Month 15
Bots finalize standard terms based on pre-approved discount tiers.
Month 21 · D-Day
Sales engineering roles are decommissioned in favor of autonomous agents.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
42
Slides per deal
119
Emails per prospect
6 cups
Coffee consumed daily
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's security suite.
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