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Will AI replace Cybersecurity Sales Representative jobs? · Latest report #2apc9u76
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour pitch deck is just a sad countdown to your own replacement.
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You cold-call CISOs to pitch firewalls and threat detection while desperately managing endless spreadsheets of leads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's eyes during a live negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
The AI starts filling in your CRM notes automatically.
Month 4
Software sends personalised emails that actually get replies.
Month 9
Interactive bots handle all routine product feature questions.
Month 14
Pricing and contract terms are negotiated by predictive models.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are thanked for your service while the bot closes deals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99 percent
Cold calls ignored
42 total
Spreadsheet tabs open
infinite loops
Commission structure confusion
Your severance
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