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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling fear is automated better when the salesman isn't human.
Professional fear merchant, pipeline builder, and inbox stalker.
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Automated panic, delivered directly to the inbox.
split.you▸ FEARFACTOR AI 3.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized fear-based emails at midnight
You cold-call CISOs to pitch software that fixes problems they hope they don't have. You manage pipeline.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CTO sighs about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI starts sending hyper-targeted panic messages to your entire lead list.
Month 3
The software begins updating its own records without your flawed input.
Month 6
A screen-sharing agent handles all the product feature walkthroughs.
Month 10
Algorithms handle the contract math faster than your procurement team.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the company portal is permanently deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
Higher
Pipeline conversion
Zero
CISO meetings booked
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital pat.
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