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Will AI replace Cybersecurity Scientist jobs? · Latest report #ggp5muth
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour firewall is just a suggestion that my code ignores completely.
Expert in threat hunting and endless log analysis
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated threat hunting that never sleeps.
squeeze.you▸ SENTINEL-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every vulnerability before you wake up
You monitor network traffic for threats, write detection rules, and analyze potential security breaches in system logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at explaining why the security policy was ignored by management.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index your logs to find patterns you ignore.
Month 4
Detection bots filter out 99 percent of the noise.
Month 8
Systems block attacks without you needing to press enter.
Month 13
The AI writes your reports in a more readable format.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the system secures itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.003ms
Average Detection Latency
High
Human Error Probability
0.01%
False Positive Rate
Your severance
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