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Will AI replace Cybersecurity Strategist jobs? · Latest report #bguyj4m7
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou track digital ghosts while your own job vanishes in real time.
Professional doom-monger, currently protecting the wrong assets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network awareness, zero human hesitation.
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINEL-OS V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits before you notice them
You review firewall logs and threat intel to design security posture. You pretend hackers play by human rules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a C-suite executive is about to click a phishing link.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors ingest your firewall logs and threat feed streams.
Week 8
The AI models learn your network traffic patterns without you.
Month 6
The system begins blocking threats faster than your manual review.
Month 10
Generative models produce your audit documents in seconds.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and locks your admin account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
too high
False positive noise level
glacial
Average alert triage time
infinite
Hours spent writing reports
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert in Obsolescence".
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