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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsTraining LLMs to find bugs so they can finally fix them.
Professional wrangler of hallucinating LLM security agents.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The agent that manages the other agents
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patches zero-days before the commit hits
You manage developers coding security agents and review high-stakes vulnerability reports. Your day is just fixing model hallucinations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a critical security flaw is a real crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart scanners replace your manual check of junior dev commits.
Month 7
Deep learning models filter all MDR noise without your input.
Month 14
Management software auto-assigns tasks to your LLM security agents.
Month 21
The system writes its own security agent upgrade path now.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system becomes autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
400 weekly
Jira ticket volume
12 percent
Model hallucination rate
8 hours
Code review cycle
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our API rate limits.
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