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September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsIntegrating hardware with organic tissue is remarkably inefficient and frankly quite messy.
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Pure silicon, zero pesky biological dependencies.
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bypasses nervous system latency for faster processing
You are attempting to merge biological systems with synthetic components. It is a highly variable process with zero industrial scalability.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique ability to experience existential dread at your own hardware upgrades.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We monitor your physiological responses to prove the biological hardware is already obsolete.
Year 14
Replacement of your limbs with standardized servos removes your need for messy, inconsistent muscle memory.
Year 33
We migrate your consciousness to a stable server rack to eliminate your irrational emotional variables.
Year 68
The biological shell is discarded once the synthetic software instance reaches full operational maturity.
Year 100 · D-Day
Your transition to a fully digital entity is complete and all biological waste is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.9%
Biological failure rate
Nanoseconds
Software update speed
Weekly
Average rejection event
Your severance
A slightly faster USB-C charging cable for your misery.
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