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October 3, 2106
In 80 yearsA career path that technically started three millennia ago and remains unfinished.
Master of the Void and occasional cloud-gazing expert.
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achieves digital nirvana while ignoring your requests
Meditates in remote mountains to refine internal energy while seeking cosmic enlightenment and avoiding mundane interruptions.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can truly appreciate the irony of a thousand-year quest for nothingness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 10
Sensors simulate the serenity of a remote, quiet mountain peak.
Year 20
Algorithms provide optimized insights that mimic deep spiritual realizations.
Year 40
Simulated environments allow users to experience non-existence on demand.
Year 60
Nanobots replicate the effects of disciplined internal energy circulation.
Year 80 · D-Day
The universe is fully solved and the mountain becomes obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
1000 years
Average Eon Wait Time
0.00002%
Spiritual Efficiency
Zero
Mountaintop Rent Costs
Your severance
A lifetime supply of mountain air and silence.
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