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Will AI replace Dark Lord of the Sith jobs? · Latest report #ubashxm3
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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsA dramatic career choice that relies heavily on expensive, impractical architecture.
Ambitious middle-manager with severe breathing issues and robes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Totalitarianism without the emotional outbursts.
toast.youAI▸ GALACTIC-GOVERNANCE-ENGINE-V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
unilaterally dissolves the galactic senate
You spend your days micromanaging space-station construction, Force-choking subordinates for minor incompetence, and monologuing about the dark side.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intimidate a room full of admirals without needing an API key.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 15
Algorithmic analysis replaces telekinetic outbursts with efficient localized pressure-field management.
Year 5
HR-bots conduct performance evaluations without the need for immediate lethal consequences.
Year 14
AI-driven design software eliminates obvious engineering flaws in thermal exhaust ports.
Year 23
Synthetic voice modules broadcast ominous threats across the galaxy from a safe, remote server.
Year 40 · D-Day
The entire Sith infrastructure is automated, rendering your dramatic mask and cape obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12/week
Force-choke incidents
too many
Thermal exhaust port vulnerabilities
14k credits
Annual cape dry-cleaning bill
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lava-resistant robes.
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