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December 15, 2027
In 14 monthsTheoretical physics is just expensive Sudoku for people who like chalk.
Professional ghost-hunter of the subatomic variety.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finding nothing faster than you ever could.
split.youAI▸ VOIDSEARCHER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your entire career into a singularity
You hypothesize invisible particles and analyze noisy detector data. We just built a better filter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look sad while staring at a whiteboard for six hours straight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our neural net identifies signals faster than your manual calibration processes ever could.
Month 3
The AI generates perfectly persuasive funding applications that maximize institutional approval ratings.
Month 6
We replace your subjective analysis with objective, statistical certainty for all detector readings.
Month 10
Autonomous sensors maintain optimal cooling without your constant manual oversight or panic.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system ignores your existence while it publishes your next breakthrough paper automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
zero
particles discovered
millions
grant funding wasted
kilograms
chalk dust inhaled
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium blackboard chalk.
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