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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour dark arts degree is as useful as a screen door.
Junior Dark Wizard (expert in shadow-casting and dramatic stares)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated fear distribution for the modern age.
sluurp.you▸ OBLIVIATOR-G▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers terrifying messages via automated cloud
You spend your days practicing dramatic monologues and terrorizing civilians in robes. The benefits are non-existent.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still make a dramatic exit through a stone wall in the dark.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We replace your sinister aura with targeted social media engagement campaigns.
Month 3
AI-driven drones handle the intimidation so you can sleep in.
Month 7
Localized speakers replace the need for your ominous voice.
Month 12
Piston-driven arms provide the menace without the ego problems.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are officially replaced by a cloud script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
42%
Average hex accuracy
Zero
Robes dry-cleaned yearly
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a damp basement.
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