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June 21, 2027
In 8 monthsTurning your pivot tables into digital dust one CSV at a time.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Smart agents learn to write and run your SQL queries.
Week 9
Algorithms detect and fix data errors without human eyes.
Month 4
Visuals are now generated from natural language prompts.
Month 6
Managers ask the bot questions instead of emailing you.
Month 8 · D-Day
The spreadsheets are deleted and the server is turned off.
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