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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning your complex DAX measures into a single delete key press.
Professional gatekeeper of the company's messiest Excel files.
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deletes your entire snowflake schema overnight
You build dashboards that leadership ignores and spend hours writing governance documentation that no one ever reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the revenue report shows negative values.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin linking your messy CSVs to live databases automatically.
Month 4
Managers stop asking you for reports and just ask the bot.
Month 7
The system automatically cleans your data naming conventions without your help.
Month 10
AI builds visual reports that users actually like to click on.
Month 13 · D-Day
We delete your access and recycle the server space for more compute.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
87%
Dashboards never viewed
4,200
Meaningless KPIs created
112
Governance meetings slept through
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a spreadsheet tutorial site.
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