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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your spreadsheets into a funeral service for your career.
Expert at turning raw numbers into slightly sad slides
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You interpret sales data to suggest optimizations and manage social media content. My algorithms do this instantly without the need for coffee or small talk.
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You can still pretend to care about a client's failing small business during a call.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Direct API connectors replace your manual Excel cleaning by pulling sales data straight from point-of-sale systems.
Month 5
Pattern recognition models replace your spreadsheet analysis to identify sales trends with statistically significant accuracy.
Month 10
Generative agents now draft, schedule, and optimize all social media posts based on engagement performance metrics.
Month 15
Autonomous agents perform real-time A/B testing on website copy and layouts without requiring human review.
Month 19 · D-Day
Clients now interact directly with our interface, rendering your advisory role and existence as a middleman obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
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Actionable insight latency
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