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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning tuition into pivot tables while the enrollment numbers quietly crater.
Professional pivot-table architect and spreadsheet-cell martyr
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filters noisy data into false certainties
You chase census data and retention rates across broken department databases. You build reports no one reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the enrollment figures dropped to an angry department head.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scripts replace manual scrubbing of messy registrar datasets.
Month 4
Static PDF reports become real-time streams for admin portals.
Month 10
Agents write the SQL you used to spend mornings perfecting.
Month 15
AI predicts retention trends without needing your slide decks.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the student database is revoked for good.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
42
Spreadsheets per week
12
Meetings about data cleaning
94%
Emails ignored by Deans
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed dashboards.
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