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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsWriting requirements for AI is just typing your own resignation letter.
Bridge-builder between business dreams and inevitable AI code.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning business intent into pure machine execution.
split.you▸ AUTOMIND REQUIREMENTS ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect technical specifications from vague meetings
You draft technical requirements for AI implementation and oversee automated data flows for luxury vehicle production workflows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the board why the AI hallucinated a leather-free luxury car interior.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins drafting your requirements from meeting audio transcripts.
Month 5
Graph databases map all dependencies without needing human input.
Month 10
API-driven agents replace your manual Jira ticket creation process.
Month 15
Autonomous loops handle your pipeline monitoring and maintenance tasks.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is disabled as the system manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200 per hour
Requirement docs written
12 percent
Human error rate
0.01 milliseconds
Prompt latency
Your severance
Three months of access to our discontinued chatbot beta.
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