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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling the tools that will eventually delete your own desk space.
Expert in turning high-level confusion into expensive PDF reports.
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Automated consulting without the hourly billing bloat.
stretchy.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers pitch decks before you wake up
You translate business needs into data strategy and slide decks. You justify black-box models to skeptical executive boards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your deck templates are now filled by generative language models.
Week 12
Smart agents pull requirements directly from internal project management logs.
Month 7
Autonomous agents query databases and generate insights without human middleware.
Month 11
Algorithms suggest organizational pivots based on real-time market data flows.
Month 14 · D-Day
The client replaces your retainer with a single API call.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
450
Slides produced per quarter
98 percent
Buzzword usage density
1200 hours
Time spent in discovery
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a cloud compute credit.
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