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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell the future of automation while clinging to your own chair.
Professional slide-deck-architect and PowerPoint power-user.
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ow.youAI▸ STRATEGYENGINE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates plausible strategy decks in seconds
You draft slide decks to justify AI investment and manage teams of consultants who over-charge for simple data cleanups.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually quite gifted at nodding seriously while knowing nothing about the technical implementation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your internal slide deck archive is indexed by our agents.
Month 4
Our software starts writing your client proposals better than you.
Month 8
A screen now attends your meetings and nods at appropriate intervals.
Month 12
The associates under you are replaced by logic-driven API calls.
Month 14 · D-Day
The firm realizes you are just an expensive slide-making interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Slides per client
118
Buzzwords used per hour
94%
Billable hours wasted
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm latte.
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