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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell insights that are actually just fancy ways of saying layoff.
Professional slide-builder and expert at saying 'it depends'.
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Automated slides without the mid-level bloat.
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You build slide decks from spreadsheets to tell bosses things they already know. You make data sound expensive.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and see which executive is actually panicking about their bonus.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts ingest your messy CSV files without human intervention.
Month 5
Visual models build slide decks using standardized corporate branding templates.
Month 10
Language models write the executive summary you usually procrastinate on.
Month 15
Dashboards replace your need to present findings in person.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your firm cancels your access and switches the API on.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
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Average slides per project
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