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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou translate business panic into pivot tables that no one reads.
Expert at turning SQL queries into vague PowerPoint promises.
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Automated wisdom for executive indecision.
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autogenerates misleading charts for board meetings
You interpret raw data for stakeholders and draft quarterly reports based on vague leadership intuition.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which executive is currently lying about the numbers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Smart agents now scrub and fix your messy datasets automatically.
Month 8
Visualisation software builds your reports before you even request them.
Month 16
A conversational interface answers all questions about past performance metrics.
Year 2
Decision-support tools calculate outcomes without your intervention or slide decks.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your middle-management account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
14,000+
Meaningless KPIs created
89%
Hours spent in alignment calls
3,000
Slide decks ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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