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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are teaching the machine how to fire your own clients.
Expert in turning 20-minute tasks into 40-hour workshops.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Slides built faster than you can bill.
toast.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite decks for zero output
You draft slide decks to justify AI deployments while debugging fragmented legacy database architecture at massive banks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a stakeholder is lying about their technical debt during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your legacy databases faster than any human consultant.
Month 4
Large models generate slide decks that look exactly like your work.
Month 8
Autonomous agents write and run their own SQL queries for audits.
Month 12
Virtual avatars attend syncs and summarize findings without needing coffee.
Month 14 · D-Day
The bank terminates the contract as the system runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
99 percent
Billable hours saved
0.4 seconds
PowerPoint slide generation
Zero units
Coffee consumption
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