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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your complex data strategy into a single optimized delete command.
Professional architect of complex boxes in powerpoint slides.
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You manage enterprise data storage, cloud infrastructure costs, and complex integration roadmaps while reporting to the C-suite.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why the legacy database needs to exist.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate your quarterly roadmaps based on historical data.
Month 5
Algorithms renegotiate cloud contracts without needing human interference.
Month 10
Compliance checks are handled by real-time automated policy enforcement.
Month 15
Generative tools build all your system architecture diagrams automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your executive function is deprecated and replaced by a console.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12,000 yearly
PPT deck slides generated
4 per day
Architecture diagram iterations
60 percent
Meetings about data governance
Your severance
One free cloud instance and a LinkedIn premium badge.
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