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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour hours of discovery are simply a glorified pattern recognition loop.
Senior associate, billable by the tenth of a second.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing motions at the speed of light.
help!youAI▸ CLASSACTION-BOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds hidden breaches in encrypted server logs
You hunt for corporate security negligence to bundle into class action lawsuits. You manage discovery, filings, and settlements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle fear in a witness's eyes during a deposition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI flags relevant emails faster than your entire junior staff.
Month 6
Templates generate court-ready filings based on case precedent data.
Month 15
Algorithms determine the exact payout threshold to end litigation.
Year 1.9
Virtual examiners question defendants on security failures without human bias.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system processes class action settlements directly in the cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
30 percent
Average settlement retention
1200 annually
Billable hours wasted
Terabytes deep
Discovery document volume
Your severance
A one-year subscription to legal research databases.
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