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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist to turn bank chaos into slides that nobody reads anyway.
Senior translator of corporate panic into SQL queries.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning spreadsheets into silence.
ow.youAI▸ ORACLEINSIGHT PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect forecasts from incomplete trash data
You translate business strategy into data requirements and build dashboards for executives to ignore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VP is lying about their Q4 revenue targets.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
LLMs start writing your complex queries faster than you can type.
Month 3
Smart agents detect and fix broken data flows without calling IT.
Month 6
Visualisation software builds slides based on direct executive prompts.
Month 9
An automated system handles all access requests and table audits.
Month 14 · D-Day
The bank realizes it only needed the machine, not your translation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
94%
Slides built that are ignored
3,000
Hours spent cleaning bad CSVs
400x
Decision velocity gain
Your severance
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