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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou sell empty rooms to machines that will eventually replace you.
CEO (Chief Email Officer for server rack real estate).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the grid goes live.
blub.you▸ CAPEX-AUTOMATOR V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures site leases through algorithmic charm
You solicit multi-million dollar colocation contracts and manage hyperscale real estate expansion. You bridge investors and electrical grids.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle hesitation in a board member's eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models identify optimal lease targets before you even call them.
Month 5
Smart contracts draft lease terms without human negotiation fatigue.
Month 13
Immersive digital twins replace your messy construction site walk-throughs.
Year 2.1
Autonomous agents present capital plans directly to shareholder algorithms.
Year 3 · D-Day
The machine fully manages site lifecycle without your charismatic input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Zero (Human)
Megawatts sold daily
Too many
Client golf outings
High
Contract friction
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-electrified island.
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