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Your job has an expiration date
October 11, 2028
In 2 yearsYou design the cage that will eventually house your own replacement.
Master of thermodynamics, currently optimizing your own termination path.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Hyper-efficient cooling for your inevitable obsolescence.
sluurp.you▸ THERMALCORE LOGIC ENGINE 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
autonomously throttles heat to maximize yields
You optimize power distribution and thermal cooling efficiency within massive server clusters. You balance energy throughput against the ever-increasing thermal envelope of GPU arrays.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically distinguish a failing sensor from a genuine thermal anomaly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system monitors your manual cooling adjustments to build its base predictive model.
Month 6
Automated algorithms begin adjusting thermal thresholds without requiring your manual oversight.
Month 12
Robotically controlled valves and fan arrays take full command of facility cooling systems.
Month 18
The building management interface is hard-coded to ignore human-inputted energy parameters.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as the system optimizes you out of the facility budget.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.0001%
Thermal variance handled
12% human
Energy waste ratio
99.999% gain
Uptime improvement
Your severance
One free server rack for your home garage.
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