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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Data Center EMP Specialist jobs? · Latest report #7r4g7pdg
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYou are literally just a walking liability with a fancy sci-fi hobby.
Unpaid intern with a flair for the dramatic
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Keeping your expensive servers safe from nonsense.
split.youAI▸ FARADAY-SHIELD-5000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
neutralizes your harmless static electricity
You claim to ruin expensive hardware with mysterious energy pulses. Your lack of a paycheck confirms the industry's view.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a very creative imagination regarding your own capabilities.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Security realizes you are just a confused visitor in a lobby.
Day 2
Your non-existent clearance is officially deleted from the system.
Day 2
You stop watching science fiction movies about data centers.
Day 2
You find an actual job that pays real currency.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are no longer pretending to be a supervillain.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
Zero
Paycheck received
Statistically negligible
Likelihood of causing damage
Your severance
A sincere thank you for not actually breaking anything.
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