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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou model spreadsheet cells while your replacement models the entire economy.
Excel power user obsessed with terminal cap rates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Yield-focused capital deployment without the lunch breaks.
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autocalculates internal rate of return instantaneously
You build complex financial models and conduct due diligence for massive data center acquisitions. Your days involve reviewing lease structures and power capacity metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of explaining why the internal rate of return looks suspicious.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers ingest real-time power grid and vacancy data for sites.
Month 4
AI-generated memos replace your manually formatted investment summaries.
Month 8
Machine learning models finalize valuations without human spreadsheet logic.
Month 12
Software bots negotiate standard lease terms with potential data tenants.
Month 13 · D-Day
The fund autonomously executes acquisitions while you watch the sunset.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
8 million/sec
Spreadsheet rows analyzed
Exactly zero
Coffee breaks taken
None
Investment errors made
Your severance
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