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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour job is literally just waiting for blinking lights to stop blinking.
Master of blinking lights and overpriced extension cords.
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Keeping the servers cold, quiet, and redundant.
blub.you▸ RACKMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reroutes power before the circuit fails
You oversee physical servers, manage cooling systems, and hunt down rogue cabling in freezing, loud, windowless metal rooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which unlabeled mystery cable shuts down the network.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors map every cable location and temperature spike in the room.
Week 11
AI automatically routes physical hardware failures to maintenance drone fleets.
Month 7
Pincer-equipped arms replace failing drives without needing a human chaperone.
Month 12
Robotic chassis optimize port density to eliminate your cable spaghetti.
Month 19 · D-Day
The facility goes dark for humans as automated systems finalize takeover.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4,000 daily
Average blink checks
6 hours
Time spent in sub-zero
Maximum
Cable mess severity
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a cloud storage service.
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