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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets manage clouds that are currently making you redundant.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of cooling thresholds.
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Automating site density and capital expenditure.
bzzt.youAI▸ RACKPLAN-OS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises power draw across site portfolios
You track vendor budgets and hardware delivery schedules to keep server racks powered and cooled.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is lying about their supply chain lead times.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
AI links your vendor invoices directly to project spend logs.
Month 5
Systems negotiate delivery timelines directly with supplier APIs.
Month 13
Model identifies floor layout inefficiencies faster than your eyes.
Year 2
Software orders necessary hardware as stock levels trigger alerts.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system finishes the final site design without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
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Spreadsheet tabs open
3 days
Vendor email response lag
72%
Power capacity utilization
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a legacy Excel license.
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