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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTrading a human life for a lukewarm burrito is statistically efficient.
Professional burrito-fueled button guard
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Pressing buttons with zero calorie requirements.
squeeze.you▸ E-STOP SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers shutdown with zero human hesitation
You stand near an emergency cutoff switch in a data center. You effectively provide warmth for hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify the exact burrito flavor that causes digestive distress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Pressure-sensitive contact points are installed over the emergency button to detect any physical obstruction.
Month 8
A low-latency camera module replaces your eyes to verify the button is actually depressed.
Month 13
Integration of logic controllers ensures the power grid cuts automatically without waiting for a manual input.
Month 18
The cafeteria vending machine is permanently disabled to starve out the human presence.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are escorted out while the E-Stop Sentinel assumes its permanent, motionless post.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
Excessive
Burrito intake rate
Glacial
Average reaction time
Absolute
Probability of being obsolete
Your severance
One final, slightly cold burrito in a brown bag.
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