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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ability to drink expensive steakhouse wine is not a moat.
Professional steakhouse patron and cloud capacity middleman.
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Closing deals before you finish your martini.
split.you▸ CLOUDQUOTE NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automatically undercuts competitor pricing in real time
Selling massive server capacity to nervous enterprise CTOs while managing complex multi-year service level agreement negotiations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the CTO stops listening and starts worrying about his budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Dynamic pricing bots undercut your quotes by exactly five percent.
Month 4
Self-serve platforms replace your manual negotiation of standard service agreements.
Month 8
Synthetic agents build warmer trust than your LinkedIn spam ever did.
Month 13
Algorithms predict client needs before they even know they're growing.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your commission structure is deleted and the server racks finalize themselves.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
250 USD
Average lunch tab
0.4 percent
Cold call conversion
1200 yearly
Golf course hours
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and one final steak dinner.
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