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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsSelling invisible space by the kilowatt until your commission dries up.
Professional power-usage-effectiveness enthusiast and cold-call warrior.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing cold deals without the expensive lunch.
help!youAI▸ LEASEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates commission-free site leases
You spend days cold-calling cloud providers and touring windowless concrete bunkers to sell racks of server power.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly about the uptime percentage during a total facility power failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM history is fed into the central sales engine.
Month 5
The AI starts sending personalized emails that actually get opened.
Month 10
High-fidelity scans replace your need to walk halls.
Month 15
Algorithms undercut your human-negotiated rates in real time.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your account is migrated to the new automated leasing portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99 percent
Cold calls ignored
14 petawatts
Rack space unleased
8000
Powerpoint slides created
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our cooling fan noise generator.
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