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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 20, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour tactical gear is obsolete; thermal sensors see through your bravado.
Fifteen-year veteran of staring at very expensive blinking lights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total perimeter silence through autonomous enforcement.
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINEL-GRID V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes intruders before they reach the gate
You pace around server racks, check perimeter fence integrity, and monitor CCTV feeds for unauthorized physical access. Your presence is a liability to uptime.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which fence latch always sticks in winter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Biometric locks now automatically document all entry and exit events without your manual sign-in logs.
Month 5
Drone swarms replace your floor walks by monitoring for heat signatures and unauthorized movement patterns.
Month 12
A dense mesh of laser-tripwires and high-definition vision systems makes your physical presence redundant for surveillance.
Month 18
Security software triggers localized lockdown and remote authorities rather than relying on human reaction times.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The facility is fully autonomous, and your badge no longer registers at any entrance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
Zero
Perimeter breaches detected
High
Hourly wage cost
Your severance
One tactical flashlight and a digital termination badge.
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